Monday, May 16, 2005

Pre E3 News

Wargame developers announced today that they have run out of wars.

Speaking for the Wars Under Simulation Standards council, or WUSS, J. Jason Edgar today said “We tried to deny this for several years, but the facts are now undeniable. There are unfortunately a finite number of wars and they’ve all been simulated.”

Just minutes before the press conference, ProSIM and Shrapnel Games announced the release today of a demo for The Falklands War: 1982. Speculation over their next title centers on Grenada.

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