Yankee Hating
We were flipping back and forth between a Big 1G game and Astros-Yankees."Who on earth is that?" she asked. "He's huge!"
"C.C. Sabathia," I said. "Three and a half bills, at your service."
"I guess you don't have to be in shape to be a pitcher," she said.
"Looking at him, it would be very hard to argue," I said. "It looks like the only running he does between starts is to the buffet."
"He's a man, but he has a camel toe," she said. "The announcer just said he's six foot six and weighs three hundred pounds."
"He weighed three hundred pounds in eighth grade," I said. "No man that tall can have that belly and weigh only three hundred pounds. When he runs he looks like a lava lamp."
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