Tuesday, February 06, 2018

Three People, One Toilet

Hockey trips. In bathroom stackup situations (usually before we leave for the rink), Eli 16.6 goes first, Gloria goes second, and I go last.

"Really sorry, but I went number two in there," Eli said.

"Oh, great," I said. "Now if your mom goes number two, that's a number four."

"I'm not going number two," Gloria said.

"I don't know if I can survive a number four," I said.

Gloria disappeared into the bathroom, then emerged.

"That's a number four," I said.

"It's NOT A FOUR," Gloria said.

"Now if I go number two," I said, "that's a number eight. It's geometric."

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